Dog Training or Canine Education?
MOST DOG-TRAINING methods rely on rote memorization, indoctrinating your dog rather than educating him. Dr. Boli’s Academy of Canine Education, on the other hand, teaches your dog to think for himself skeptically and critically. A classically educated dog is a more rewarding companion and a happier pet. To qualify for admission, your dog need only submit a 500-word essay on the subject “How I Intend to Use My Education for the Benefit of the World at Large and Not Just to Steal Crackers When No One Is Looking.” Dr. Boli’s Academy of Canine Education, Seldom Seen.