TONIGHT AT EIGHT.

Dumont Network: Live Special Report (continued). Continuing 24-hour coverage of the Anniversary Week celebrations for Dr. Boli’s Celebrated Magazine.

Golf Network: First Annual H. Albertus Boli Invitational Silly Golf Tournament.

Baldwin Borough Community TV: Baldwin Borough Council Meeting (public affairs). Tonight: Resolution proclaiming H. Albertus Boli an honorary citizen of Baldwin Borough; censure of the burgess for eating Cheez Chiggerz at last week’s meeting.

Northern Broadcasting System: Live Special Report (continued). Continuing 24-hour coverage of the Anniversary Week celebrations for Dr. Boli’s Celebrated Magazine.

Wolf Broadcasting Corporation: The Journeyman (reality). In this hot new reality show, twelve contestants vie for the position of H. Albertus Boli’s new private secretary. Tonight: Heather mentions the name “Zachary Taylor” and suffers the consequences.

Home Movie Channel: Movie: Young Boli (adventure). In his (comparative) youth, H. Albertus Boli (Harrison Ford) faces challenges aplenty from sea monsters, angry demons, and CGI-animated European bureaucrats as he struggles to complete the building of Portugal before it’s too late.

Metromedia: Live Special Report (continued). Continuing 24-hour coverage of the Anniversary Week celebrations for Dr. Boli’s Celebrated Magazine.

Science Central: A Byte of Boli (documentary). A behind-the-scenes look at the production of Dr. Boli’s Celebrated Magazine on the World-Wide-Web, showing the hard drives, memory chips, and CPUs of the three amazing computers involved in its production.Thrilling action sequences of three different Linux desktop environments at work.

The Brimstone Channel: The Jesus Show, with the Reverend Bob-Bob Lee (religion). Tonight: Using a numerological and anagrammatic interpretation of his name, along with prophecies from Daniel and Revelation, Rev. Bob-Bob explains why H. Albertus Boli is the Antichrist.