YOU MAY NOT have been aware that Dr. Boli’s secretary monitors the search-engine terms that bring visitors to his Celebrated Magazine. [Addendum many years later: This is no longer true. We no longer keep any such statistics.] It is a useful service, for Dr. Boli often uses this information to respond to his readers’ concerns more thoroughly than he could have done without it. The information can also be made into a sort of free-verse poem, composed entirely of terms visitors have entered in their favorite search engines, thus:

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