HISTORIC RACING CAR for sale. 1962 De Fitte, semi-hardtop model, 13-cylinder 2-stroke engine, rack-and-pinion brakes, overhead whitewall super-heterodyne tiller, burnished milquetoast radiant foie gras, driver and passenger spittoons. Altimeter still works, wood finish breathtaking. Holds record for longest lap time at several famous tracks. No wheels, but still drives sideways if you ignore the scraping sound. Reply to this ad with all relevant credit-card information and Social Security number.