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  1. Brian says:

    And while we’re at it, down with the North American Federation for World Peace!

  2. Ken says:

    Priceless. Re the increasing-importance-of-the-smaller-difference department… reminds me of the classic Emo Phillips joke:

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he asked. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well… are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.” I said, “Me too! Are you Christian, Buddhist, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu or Other?” He said, “Christian.” I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist!” I said, “Wow! Me too! Are you Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist Church of the True God or Northern Baptist, Church of the Lord?” He said, “Northern Baptist, Church of the Lord!” I said, “Me too! Are you Original Northern Baptist, Church of the Lord, or are you Reformed Northern Baptist, Church of the Lord?” He said,”Reformed Northern Baptist, Church of the Lord!” I said, “Me too! Are you Reformed Northern Baptist, Church of the Lord, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Northern Baptist, Church of the Lord, Reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed Northern Baptist, Church of the Lord, Reformation of 1915!” So I said, “Die, heretic scum!”, and pushed him off. — Emo Phillips

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