AM I ELIGIBLE TO FILE FORM 67397-M-EZ?

Use this worksheet to determine whether you are eligible to file Form 67397-M-EZ.

1. Is your adjusted net flexible income less than $36,398, but not less than $36,164?

Yes Continue to Question 2.

No You are not eligible to file Form 67397-M-EZ.

2. When you brush your hair, do you part it on the left?

Yes Continue to Question 3.

No Go back to Question 1.

3. Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Rotary Club, the Future Farmers of America, the Greater South Hills Council of Wiccans, the United States Congress, or any similar organization?

Yes Skip Question 4 and continue to Question 5.

No Continue carefully to Question 4.

4. Is your sun sign Sagittarius?

Yes You are perceptive and honest, with a strong independent streak. Although you have a well-developed sense of pride, you are always ready to recognize the accomplishments of others. You may be somewhat shy with the opposite sex, but you have a very attractive personality, if you can find the right circumstances to let it shine out. You are not eligible to file Form 67397-M-EZ.

No Continue to Question 5.

5. Are you aware that there is no such form as Form 67397-M-EZ?

Yes Go back to Question 1.

No You are not eligible to file Form 67397-M-EZ.

6. Have you carefully read every question before going on to the next one?

Yes Then how did you get to Question 6?

No No matter how fast you try to blaze through this worksheet, you are still not eligible to file Form 67397-M-EZ.

Comments

  1. Layman Yonko says:

    I found that I am not even eligible to glance at Form 67397-M-EZ. But I DID glance at it and now I have a bill for $217.87 from the Federal Government. Yoy.

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