Dr. Boli’s I.Q. is 462. Are you smarter than Dr. Boli?

TRY THIS SIMPLE questionnaire to measure your own I.Q.

1. What is the next number in this series?
827, 827, 827, 827, 827, ___

a. 827.
b. 12,374,349,0354,498.58.
c. DCCCXXVII, just for variety’s sake.
d. Not enough information to care.

2. Napoleon attempted to conquer Russia and failed. What should he have done instead?

a. Attempted to conquer China.
b. Taken up some harmless hobby, like building empires in a bottle.
c. Invited the Russians over for tea. Russians love tea.
d. Not enough information to care.

3. How many Frenchmen can’t be wrong?

a. 50,000,000.
b. Green.
c. The Battle of Lepanto.
d. Not enough information to care.

4. Mrs. Vihuela has two pineapples and wants to feed 11.83 friends with them. How should she divide the pineapples so that everyone gets an equal share?

a. She should dice them.
b. She should puree them.
c. She should give her friends aronia berries instead.
d. Not enough information to care.

My first is a pill that just will not go down;
My second, the heel of a rodeo clown;
My third, an opossum who drove into town:
Together, we make Thomas Jefferson frown.

What am I?

a. A 1935 De Soto Airflow with a large dent in the left front fender.
b. The transcendental unity of apperception.
c. Three empty pie crusts in the back of the freezer.
d. Not enough information to care.

Scoring.

Each answer is assigned to a particular letter. Assign to these letters numerical values, as follows:

a = 9
b = 17
c = 31
d = 43

1. Carol Herman says:

I took the test 3 times. Each time I scored 215. So, I’m smarter than Dr. Boli. Because I know how he did it.

• notanidiot says:

Check his IQ at the top, genius. You’re highest/quiz score can’t reach his IQ. Me tired, time for nighty bed, yawn, me forget all about this tomorrow, ssnnzzzzzz

• Sweet irony says:

“You’re highest/quiz score”

Nice work mastermind

2. GM Roper says:

:) But, I answered D to all that you wrote PLUS D to the other 6 that you left off! My score… 473

3. Simon Hawkin says:

This is the most accurate IQ test I have ever seen.

4. I Newton (deceased) says:

Since no particular answer was unequally correct to any other answer, I answered A,B,C and D on every question.
My I.Q. is 500.

5. the beav says:

my fetus yanks its umbilicle cord in morse code.

intelligence divided by ‘real’ age…

that makes it almost as smart as paul krugman thinks he is.

6. betsybounds says:

I’m smarter than Dr. Boli. I did not need this test to tell me that. In fact, this test confirmed it.

7. Yikes! My IQ is 121!

8. Tibor Panacleides says:

Everyone knows that IQ stands for Iridesis Quatropleides, the name of my grandmother.

9. Alex says:

I think you may have cheated when adding up your score, there’s no combination of answers that add up to 462, maybe you took a different test, either way, I call shenanigans on you!

10. Igor says:

What a waste of internet space and time.

• RBH says:

All electrons are recycled on this site.

11. Robert Agamemnon-Fargy says:

My son Enod got 730 on the verbal portion but only 490 on maths.

Oops…sorry. Wrong test.

12. bhavick says:

dude what a stupid i.q. quiz is this and u getting a 462 on it is bloddy fake .

genius or a freak u are man?

13. Turcik says:

American humour? That`s awkward.

14. justsomebloke says:

Information to not care enough

15. marc says:

I ony score about 97 I think

16. andershauglid says:

Simply care.

17. ugers says:

i just don’t care about how high my IQ is.

18. medicis says:

IQ is an overrated concept. There are many kinds of intelligence and no unitary concept is adequate conceptually.

However, among those that are accepted by the state – at least my state – not one measures IQ above 161 (that is the Cattell but that is not useable in my state for court-accepted results.

Among those not accepted legally in my state, some, of course, attempt to measure IQ’s that are higher. I am not, however, particularly impressed with their validity or reliability.

Plus, I have an automatic disdain for anybody who goes around touting their idiocy; i.e., their IQ.

drw forensic neuropsychologist

19. Candra says:

most accurate IQ Test… , I think Dr boli is smarter than einsten

20. Scuba Joe says:

IT’S FUNNY AND IRONIC! MY GOD, PEOPLE!

21. Lars Walker says:

Someone should come up with a Cluelessness Test.

Wait, I think this was one.

22. I forget what my name is says:

My IQ was 16,565,191. I think my addition sign was a little crooked like this x.

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