1. Robert Agamemnon-Fargy says:

    Warning!!! This is a SCAM!!!! The orphan you’ll receive looks NOTHING like the adorable little chap in the picture. Upon opening the box we were greeted with a fellow who looked rather like a particularly villainous midget wrestler. My daughter Zoologia, upon beholding his visage, fainted dead away, and was only revived some 30 minutes later after the copious administration of epsom salts (which, by the way, do not work nearly so well as smelling salts, let me tell you).

    Even worse, what the ad doesn’t tell you is that the initial infant is non-returnable!

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