1. Anasarca Mangellio says:

    Dear Dr. Boli,

    I feel that Mrs. Sweet’s Finishing School for Girls (MSFSG) would be the perfect elixer for my daughter, Jezebel. She is only 15 but has taken to worldly pagan music and recently began the practice of dipping snuff. I hope that I’m not too late to effect an affect.

    Also, it is coincidental that this Academy has the same abbreviation as monosodium ferrate silico gadolinium, the active material that resides inside the core of a baseball.

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