THE MEMBERS OF Americans Against Tapioca Pudding demand to know why we were deliberately excluded from the Approved Citizens’ March Against All Bad Things this afternoon. It is our constitutional right not to like tapioca pudding. This is not some Islamofascist state where people are forced to eat tapioca pudding whether they like it or not. Yet we were told we were not welcome by some snooty pudding-loving Crocs-wearing loafer with a clipboard. Democracy is dead in Pittsburgh. This is why we had to break the windows of that hat store.