COUNTY POLICE HAVE asked us to inform the public that the Great Blando has been found safe in the library of Woodville State Hospital. He had apparently fallen asleep among the Chatham Collection of Minor Nineteenth-Century British Poets, a 927-volume set that occupies a wing of its own in the hospital library seldom visited either by patrons or by librarians. Librarians were alerted to his presence by loud snoring. Police would like to take this opportunity to thank the many people who called to report having seen the Great Blando in schools, in shopping malls, on streetcars, under their beds, &c., but are forced to conclude that it must have been that guy who looks just like him.