She Said She Loved Me. A romantic comedy in which a man and a woman who initially hate each other begin to discover that they’re falling in love. But will their budding romance survive the ninjas who suddenly show up at the 58-minute mark?

Indians & Indians. A Hindu immigrant village in the Old West is menaced by hostile tribes. Meanwhile, half a world away, Native American students at a culinary school in colonial Bombay are menaced by Hindu fundamentalists. Also, for some reason, there are ninjas.

Spare. Can a bowling team filled with comical losers and misfits defeat a gang of ninjas terrorizing the bowling alleys of Camden?

The Ninja. A young man’s accidental exposure to radioactive waste gives him the fabled powers of the ninja, but since he’s already a trained ninja he really doesn’t notice the difference.