THE SOCIETY FOR THE PROMOTION OF FOLLY is pleased to welcome Mr. Jonathan May-Bowles, alias Jonnie Marbles, as an Honorary Member of the Supreme and Illustrious Senate, with all the privileges thereunto appertaining; and furthermore encourages all members to take up his humanitarian mission, along with his rallying cry, “You naughty, naughty billionaire!” Although under normal circumstances the first of the month is Pie Day, today, as a mark of respect and a sign of solidarity, custard pies with mounds of whipped cream are being made available to any member who feels the need to display a little initiative.