From DR. BOLI’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION.

Big Bang. Although it was originally thought to be a random accident, cosmologists now believe the Big Bang to have been a deliberate act of vandalism.

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  1. Caren says:

    That mass energy thing still hasn’t been sorted out.

  2. Dr. Bjorn Bjornsen says:

    What’s all this I hear about Big Gangs? They shouldn’t be allowed to run around on their motorcycles, scaring the wits out of everyone they pass by. And those awful leather jackets with their lewd signs and patches.

    Ehhh, that’s big BANG, Dr. Bjornsen.

    Ohhh, that’s very different. Never mind.

  3. Alan Kellogg says:

    I had no idea the thing was loaded. Besides, you weren’t around when it happened, and you have no proof I was involved.

  4. S. Loopy says:

    Caren I have it from trusted sources Einstein was looking into a mirror when he concocted the famous E=Mc2. Originally it was to be called the “Mirror-Reflection Equivalence” equation with the “c” replaced originally being a small “e”. So making the equation E= Me2.

    Einstein was troubled by equations lack of use in applied science after he had stepped away from the Mirror. After some reflection Einstein made a breakthrough and soon worked out he need not be the constant. It became the E=Mc2 we see today; more generic and applicable to a wider mirror viewing audience.

    I hope this has shed some new light on the mass energy thing

    S.Loopy.

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