ARE YOU LOOKING for adventure? Respect? A solid career with growth potential?

You can be a Certified Protozoon Trainer and Groomer.

Protozoa are gentle and easily tamed, and there are countless trillions of them. Their short life­spans, more­over, mean a high turnover rate for your business.

Learn our proven tech­niques and set yourself up in a pro­fession that seldom fails to bring its prac­titioners wealth and respect.

Allegheny Academy of Protozoan Education, Millvale.