ARE YOU LOOKING for adventure? Respect? A solid career with growth potential?
You can be a Certified Protozoon Trainer and Groomer.
Protozoa are gentle and easily tamed, and there are countless trillions of them. Their short lifespans, moreover, mean a high turnover rate for your business.
Learn our proven techniques and set yourself up in a profession that seldom fails to bring its practitioners wealth and respect.
Allegheny Academy of Protozoan Education, Millvale.