From DR. BOLI’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION,

Second Series.

Typewriter. The replacement of the typewriter by the computer as the commonly preferred writing tool has had unforeseen and largely salutary consequences in the world of literature. Because of distractions like the Internet and computer games, literary statisticians estimate that the world has been spared more than three million insufferably self-indulgent first novels since 1982.

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