NOTICE.

CITY POLICE HAVE made an arrest in the Bud’s Barber Shoppe case. Mr. Josiah Smudge, 78, of Blandville, was arrested and charged with aggravated rock-throwing. According to neighbors, Mr. Smudge was unhappy with the unevenness of his sideburns and had vowed revenge. A number of teenage punks who had been held overnight have been released, but a police spokesman promised the community that investigators would find something to pin on them eventually.

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  1. John M says:

    Of course the punks are guilty! They were arrested, so they must be guilty! And even if they weren’t guilty of this crime, they were guilty of some other crime… and if they haven’t committed any crimes yet, they were undoubtedly planning on committing some crimes later!

    Lock them up!

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