IN HONOR OF the fifth anniversary of his celebrated Magazine on the World-Wide Web, Dr. Boli is reprinting some favorite articles and advertisements from the past five years.

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RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME permanently cured with one simple operation. The Amputation Practice of Dr. Eli Hickory, D.A., Duquesne Heights.

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OLD GARTERS WANTED for the garterless children of Indonesia. Millions of socks will fall down without your help. The H. C. Frick Sartorial Foundation, Point Breeze.

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HOURS OF FUN for the whole family with the Junior Wizard Particle Accelerator. Learn quantum physics at home in your spare time. Great for school projects! Pretorius Scientific Novelties, Inc., Hazelwood.

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MILLIONS ARE WAITING to hear you sing! All it takes is a recording contract and a little bit of chutzpah, which we supply. The Allegheny Chutzpah Company, Sharpsburg.