From DR. BOLI’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION,

Second Series.

Hummingbirds. Ornithologists have known for some time that so-called “humming” birds actually practice a modified form of Gregorian chant.

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  1. Dr. Boli,
    Thank you very much for clarifying this for me. I am sending this on to our parish Music Director, I am not sure that she would agree with the “modified” form of the glorious chant being adopted by the birds. Certainly, more research is needed.

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