This evening at Holy Republic Nondenominational Church in Cranberry, Dr. Orbin S. Thicke, Ph.D., fellow of the Institute for Noachian Studies, will confound the evolutionists with the one question they dare not answer, in a lecture entitled “What Did House Wrens Do Before There Were Houses?” The public is welcome, and godless atheists are particularly invited to attend, as long as they know how to dress appropriately. The lecture begins promptly at 7 p.m. and will be followed by a short performance featuring the Holy Republic Intelligent Design Handbell Choir.