MOST DANGEROUS TOYS FOR CHILDREN.

Danger may lurk in the most innocuous-looking playthings. A report from the National Consumer Information Agency warns parents that these toys in particular may pose unacceptable hazards to young children, and recommends buying them for children you don’t like.

Adventure Boys brand Old Pioneers Log Cabin Kit. Logs in 1:1-scale model may be dropped on feet.

Pretorius Scientific Novelties Junior Wizard Chemistry Set. Includes potentially unstable chemicals. Fortunately, most lots were destroyed in a mysterious warehouse explosion last Saturday.

Junior Thrill Seekers Complete Chainsaw-Juggling Outfit with Three Working Chainsaws. Strangulation hazard: small children may become entangled in starter cords.

Masterpiece brand Introduction to Calligraphy Art Set. Children may write inappropriate messages to one another with included pens and ink on included parchment paper.

Marvel of the Ages Oracular Fun Board. Children may be possessed by demons.

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