Miss Augustina Flaxen, the blonde bombshell of Catholic broadcasting, has been fired from EWTN after her insensitive remarks about Dominicans yesterday. An EWTN spokeswoman said that Miss Flaxen had already been “skating on thin ice” after her use of the term “papists” in the annual Ash Wednesday Star-Studded Spectacular broadcast had provoked a few polite but disappointed emails from viewers. Miss Flaxen’s agent told a press conference that his client has already received some very attractive offers from the Mormons.


  1. Clay Potts says:

    In other Celebrity News, the National Catholic Reporter announced they are discontinuing their short-lived “Catholic Celebrity Confessions” Column, after repeated requests for material failed to produce a single response from any priest willing to reveal the details of any Celebrity confessions.

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