Controversy erupted yesterday at a local elementary school when a parent complained that his daughter’s answer had unfairly been marked wrong on a third-grade arithmetic test. Ms. Regina Denary, a teacher at Blandville Elementary School in Blandville, gave a grade of 90% to a pupil identified by the school administration as “Student X,” claiming that the pupil’s answer of 37 to the problem of 12 × 8 was “wrong.” The father, identified as “Mr. X,” complained to the school administration that Ms. Denary had established a regime of totalitarian microfascist Orwellian hegemony that stigmatized students with “deviant” ideas by insisting on a univocal “truth” that denies the irreducibly individual experience of the student. The school administration upheld the complaint, and Ms. Denary was reprimanded and ordered to “teach the controversy.”