1. Jared says:

    For the benefit of readers without experience in augury, I consulted another mystic to divine the questions. They are as follows:

    The number of alcohol control states; the nuclear football; modern art; alien invasion; time to leave grad school; vote on the Chief’s motion to order pizza; the first truly historical president; lies about Madame Bovary; when to ask the time; telepathic flora; your birthright; the foolishness of the Wise; monads.

  2. Fortune telling? Ho-hum . . . always the same vague remarks. Madame Betony’s fortunes could be construed to fit anyone.

    Jeffery Hodges

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  3. Captain DaFt says:

    My ‘psychic’ is more convenient. An example:
    >Frantically searching for car keys… cell phone rings;
    voice: “Hello, we can tell you where the keys are for a one-time payment of $1.95. Press 1 to accept.”
    >Press 1 key<
    voice: "Thank you. The car keys are behind the third couch cushion to the right, they fell out of your pocket last night while you were playing Blood Slayer II on your Xbox One. We'll hold while you confirm…"
    Me: "Thanks awfully, I've got them!"
    voice: "You're welcome. Remember, the NSA is always watching and caring for you. Be seeing you."

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