1. Clay Potts says:

    Dear Mr. Whitaker,

    I appreciate you have pre-need installment plans, but I am still worried this may cost me an arm and a leg….

  2. Dies Irae says:

    When you cross the great brink,
    You can save your fine ink.
    Have your funeral planner
    Retain the best tanner,
    Tom Whitaker treats you like mink.

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