Prof. Crandall Ford, in a lecture entitled “Shakespeare Unmask’d,” will demonstrate that Beaumont and Fletcher wrote all the plays attributed to William Shakespeare, and William Shakespeare wrote all the plays attributed to Beaumont and Fletcher, purely for a lark. Thursday at 7 p.m., Memorial Hall.

Next week, Prof. Melanchthon Crouder will read extracts from his new book, William Shakespeare Was a Miniature Poodle Named Cuthbert.


  1. Martin the Mess says:

    Two stories in a row about annoying little yap dogs? I thought the internet was made of cats, not leopard-candy dogs.

  2. Clay Potts says:

    Isn’t Prof. Ford the same man who presented a paper revealing compelling evidence that Dr. Boli was actually Nye & Riley’s ghost writer?

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