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Are they cute and harmless denizens of the peaceful forest, or diabolical furies from the depths of Tartarus? Examine this unretouched photograph and decide for yourself.

Comments

  1. These deer creatures are likely from Limbo, given that glow of innocence in their eyes.

    Jeffery Hodges

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  2. RepubAnon says:

    Hey, you – hunter! Yeah, you in the orange hat! Come on in here, we’ve got something for you!”

    (Scene from Bambi – It’s Payback Time.)

  3. Ann Tiquity says:

    Easy, easy decision.

  4. Captain DaFt says:

    Something to consider:
    Sharks kill an average of one person a year in the US.
    Deer, on the other hand, kill an average of 130 people a year in the US.
    In fact, Deer kill more people in this country than bears, panthers, wild boars, and sharks combined!
    Bambi’s gonna getcha!

  5. Colonel Swenson says:

    Captain DaFt has pointed out a serious deficiency in our legal system. When deer and other wildlife are responsible for killing or injuring a human being, not to mention damaging their motor vehicles, or eating their vegetable gardens, one is unable to bring a lawsuit against the animals because, in defiance of the Uniform Commercial Code, they have refused to file with the Secretary of State of each state a business address where they can be served with process in the tort lawsuit brought by the injured parties or their survivors.

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