The Youth Groups of St. Aquila Lutheran Church will be holding a fund-raising talent show Monday evening at 7 p.m. Since Lutheran principles do not allow them to charge money for this event, and since Mrs. Woodstock, the council president, has decided that passing a collection plate would be “tacky,” the young people are hoping that the audience will be engrossed in the doings on stage while acolytes pass among them and pick their pockets. Come see the stars of the future!