An investigation by the Department of Homeland Security has determined that the terrorist responsible for anonymously sending rhyming dictionaries to noted Christian songwriters is the well-known Bozar the Clown. In the latest such incident, Homeland Security agents harmlessly detonated a copy of Walker’s Rhyming Dictionary outside the home of one John Ylvisaker. Mr. Bozar remains at large, and anyone with information as to his whereabouts is asked to contact the local authorities.