Optimized (crime drama). The hit drama that pairs a by-the-book cop with a business-school graduate hired to reorganize the department. Tonight: Staines faces the greatest challenge of his career when he discovers that a West Frisian terrorist cell in California-Kirkbride has also hired an efficiency expert. Check local listings.


  1. Clay Potts says:

    Next week’s episode, by-the-book cop enters organized West Frisian terrorist’s Los Angeles hotel room disguised as a female Moroccan housekeeper and is struck by the terrorist on the head from behind while he is bending over vacuuming corn-chips out of the carpet. Terrorist flees, leaving bloody Staines on the carpet. Business School Graduate arrives and unsuccessfully tries to remove Staines from the carpet, decides to organize hotel complimentary guest services packet instead.

  2. RepubAnon says:

    The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was talking the Almighty into hiring an efficiency expert…

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