From DR. BOLI’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION,

Second Series.

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The Triumph of St. Thomas Aquinas, by Filippino Lippi.

Thomas Aquinas. St. Thomas Aquinas was known for his ability to sit for hours with his body in the chair and his head in the clouds. Today any cubicle-dweller can do the same, but in his time the feat was so extraordinary that pious memory magnified it into the legend that he could bilocate.