Death Moths of Bethesda. Trees in a prosperous Washington suburb are attacked by literally dozens of moths, some with wingspans approaching three inches.

Gorgon. A shampoo model’s trademark hair becomes progressively more unmanageable.

The Bloody Spork. Horror beyond imagination, or possibly canned tomato soup, lurks under the fluorescent lights of an institutional cafeteria.

The Chipper Chopper. Is there something terribly wrong with the unnaturally cheerful old man who lives at the end of Lavender Lane, or have we all just become hardened cynics who refuse to believe that anyone can be happy all the time without some horrid hidden agenda?

Citizen Kane II: Rosebud’s Revenge. A faceless reporter is the only one who can save Xanadu from a haunted sled on a killing spree.