Back in the Paleogene era when this article was published, it linked to an offsite quiz that is no longer available. We keep the article here for the sake of the comments.

You have seen the little quizzes that circulate on so-called social media. They are designed to reveal something about your personality that you never suspected before, such as what kind of soup you were in a previous life. The main problem with them, however, has always been that not one of them was written by Dr. Boli. That problem has now been solved.


  1. Joseph Moore says:

    Mao. Hmmm. Not sure this *works* works but is sure is fun.

    You are preparing to invade a country. Do you choose a country to invade based on:

    – as good or better beer?
    – ancient ethnic animosities that nobody can really explain?
    – ugly, impractical shoes?
    – better cuisine?

    On second thought, there a couple ruthless dictators that can check all of those off…

  2. Not the first time I’ve taken one of these quizzes and come back as “You Are Adolf Hitler”. Should I be worried, or should everyone else?

  3. Captain DaFt says:

    Joseph Stalin, amusing.
    Last time I took a test like this*, I placed halfway between Gandhi and the Dalai Lama.
    Apparently, I would be ruthless, yet benevolent.
    (Fits with my philosophy of accepting everything and nothing, simultaneously.)


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