1. Though this fact is suppressed by Poly Tech, most Americans are already polymaths – having learned arithmetic, geometry, algebra, trigonometry, and sometimes even calculus in school – and thus lack only a polymath certificate, which I am willing to provide for the exceedingly low cost of merely ONE thousand dollars, which really is quite inexpensive, as I bought one from myself last week and came out even!

    Jeffery Hodges

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