ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

On this day in 2012, the world came to an end. We apologize to our readers for having continued publication into post-apocalyptic times.

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  1. RepubAnon says:
    December 21, 2014 at 5:36 pm

    Ah, yes, the second anniversary of the End of the World. Kind of like the “Annual Going Out of Business” sale seen at some retailers.

    But then, a reliable report stated that the Rapture occurred in 2011:

    THE ANTICIPATED RAPTURE has occurred, according to reports published earlier today. Eyewitnesses say that Mr. Stephen Mulenga of Keetmanshoop, Namibia, shot into the sky like a Saturn rocket. Mr. Mulenga, who had always been very kind to widows and orphans, was the only human being found worthy of ascending directly into heaven. As he ascended, his neighbors report, he was heard to say “The rest of you can go to…,” but the exact location he recommended could not be heard distinctly, on account of his rapidly increasing altitude.

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  2. Captain DaFt says:
    December 21, 2014 at 7:18 pm

    I’m surprised the good Doctor only mentioned the ‘Mayan’ apocalypse, since even in my comparatively few years, I’ve seen so many pass without incidence that I’ve lost count.

    So many people seem to want to be done with the whole ‘existence’ thing over and done with, but only if someone else does it for them.

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