COMFORTING LIES.

The two-party system is essential to a stable democracy.

My driving skills are above the average.

Coffee makes me more pleasant in the morning.

To secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.

All you need is love.

My friends value my opinions.

Merit always rises in a capitalist economy.

My dog loves me for myself alone.

Facebook keeps me connected with my friends.

People who are younger and more attractive than I am will soon realize the superficiality of success based on appearance.

Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.