Dear Dr. Boli: I keep hearing some cop shows called procedurals, and I was wondering: what’s the difference between a procedural and a detective story? —Sincerely, Prof. Arthur Conan Dinkleberger, Duck Hollow University Department of Popular Entertainment.

Dear Sir:procedural is a particular kind of detective drama in which dogged work alone leads to the solution of the mystery. In the classic detective story, the detective must make some clever deduction from the facts of the case, which are in themselves apparent to everyone; the solution comes because the detective sees some pattern or indication in those facts that no one else sees. In a procedural, the detectives gather facts until the last fact falls into place, and then the solution to the mystery is obvious to everyone, including the janitor at the precinct house. In other words, a procedural is a story in which the mystery can be solved by Dr. Watson alone, without any assistance from Sherlock Holmes, or by the Parisian police without Auguste Dupin. We might say that the difference is that the classic detective story is interesting, whereas the procedural is a slog. Or to put it another way, a procedural is a detective story for stupid people.

“The Purloined Letter,” by Edgar Allan Poe, is a perfect illustration of the difference between a procedural and a detective story. The Parisian police gather all the evidence it is in their power to gather; they poke and measure and even bring out the microscopes. In a modern “procedural” drama, that would be the story. But they fail, and Dupin, possessing the same evidence, comes to the conclusion that only he can come to.

Here is the original story, as it was first printed in The Gift for 1845.


  1. Captain DaFt says:

    As is my habit, I was doing my weekly browse of the other sites in your publishing empire (This magazine being the exception, as I peruse it daily), and noted that, once again, Société des Bozars has been suspended.
    Although it is rarely updated, I enjoy the site, and would regret it if it were to permanently lapse.

  2. As a child trying to read Poe’s story, I didn’t use a dictionary, and thus falsely understood “purloined” to mean “fur-lined” – and never understood that story . . . till I entered university and finally started using dictionaries.

    Jeffery Hodges

    * * *

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *