Monorail, the Motion Picture

Coming this summer to a theater near you.


  1. So when do they do a gritty reboot of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea? With a big fake-looking CGI squid fight at the end, and annoying kid sidekick for Dr. Arronax, and a bunch of bad in-joke puns about the Royal Navy steam frigates hunting the Nautilus and how their mission was “Finding Nemo”. And a bunch of musical numbers shoehorned in for no good reason…sung by whatever tweenage blonde waif they’re pushing on Radio Disney now that Alyson Michalka is old enough to go drinking with Lindsay Lohan.

  2. Sean says:

    Didn’t they already do several in the early 00’s? Plus, you have the flop that was League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I think that Captain Nemo’s safe for at least a couple more years.

  3. Joseph Moore says:

    I’m holding out for movies based on the snacks available at the park, the ones that were cool in 1963.

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