The arts having progressed considerably since the primitive days of ancient Greece, it is time for a truly up-to-date list of Muses.
Alexis, Muse of Supermarket-Checkout Tabloids.
Madison, Muse of Comic-Book Superhero Franchises.
Olivia, Muse of Telephone Scams.
Kaylee, Muse of First-Person Shooter Games.
Makayla, Muse of Tweets and Facebook Statuses.
Brandy, Muse of 24-Hour News Channels.
Addison, Muse of Acoustic Folk Bands in the Parking Lot of Whole Foods.
Riley, Muse of Installation Art.
Kaitlin, Muse of Texting While Driving.