The future ain’t what it used to be. Real source: Julius Caesar, De Bello Gallico IX.4.

A little learning is a dangerous thing. Real source: Britney Spears.

Tricks and treachery are the Practice of Fools, that have not Wit enough to be honest. Real Source: Ken Lay.

If music be the food of love, play on. Real source: Shep Fields.

It is nought good a slepyng hound to wake. Real source: Cesar Millan.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Real source: John D. Rockefeller.

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Real source: Andrew John Volstead.

The eternally incomprehensible thing about the world is its comprehensibility. Real source: Tom Cruise.

I really didn’t say everything I said. Real source: Every politician ever accurately quoted.

Historia fundamentum est. Real source: Donald Trump.