Make a list of all the lists in your house.

Clean your refrigerator once a month with an industrial sander.

When you buy a new table, take a detailed overhead photograph of the surface. Then, if the table becomes stained or scratched, you can print the photograph at 1:1 scale and paste it over the tabletop.

Keep a pet leopard to discourage unwanted interruptions.

Napkins will fold themselves if you instill proper discipline in them from a young age.

Many stubborn stains can be undone with a simple time machine.

Instead of ironing clothes individually, fold them and stack them in a single pile, and then leave them under your anvil overnight.

Keep children’s rooms tidy all year by sending the children to boarding school and summer camp.