Make a list of all the lists in your house.
Clean your refrigerator once a month with an industrial sander.
When you buy a new table, take a detailed overhead photograph of the surface. Then, if the table becomes stained or scratched, you can print the photograph at 1:1 scale and paste it over the tabletop.
Keep a pet leopard to discourage unwanted interruptions.
Napkins will fold themselves if you instill proper discipline in them from a young age.
Many stubborn stains can be undone with a simple time machine.
Instead of ironing clothes individually, fold them and stack them in a single pile, and then leave them under your anvil overnight.
Keep children’s rooms tidy all year by sending the children to boarding school and summer camp.