essential voting-day accessory hold-a-noze


  1. Hmm . . . let’s see if I can figure out how this gadget works . . . you squeeze the long ends until the short ends open, then stick the short ends up your nostrils, I guess, and release the long ends, allowing the short ends to clamp down on your septum, like so, and – Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Damn, this hurts!

    But the gadget seems to work. I sure as hell can’t smell a thing, now . . .

    Jeffery Hodges

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