RHETORICAL QUESTIONS FOR YOUR INSUFFICIENTLY OUTRAGED FRIENDS.

Why are you eating French toast? Do you hate America that much?

What gives you the right to decide whether a carrot lives or dies?

Do you know how many poets and peasants have to die to make one Poet and Peasant Overture?

Don’t you realize that every time you ride the streetcar you put 0.0014 auto worker out of work?

How can you play a game like that that normalizes war and violence, and can’t you see your knight could take her bishop?