SIGNS OF THE END TIMES.

Are end-times prophecies coming true before our eyes? Consider these signs of the end times, and prepare.

“Organic energy chews.”

Wireless smart beanies.

Japanese knotweed.

AutoTune.

Individual stickers on every single piece of fruit at the supermarket (see Rev. 13:16-17).

“This is an apology call from your electric utility.”

Cheese-flavored ice cream.

“Updates to our terms of use.”

Gluten-free seltzer.