SECURITY FEATURE.

This document is impregnated with a scratch-and-sniff security odor. Before processing you should make sure that this document smells like filing cabinets and stale vending-machine pastries and despair. If it does, you may be confident that it originated in our office.

Comments

  1. KevinT says:

    What do you suggest for document recipients who have trouble distinguishing the odor of despair from the scent of despondency?

    • RepubAnon says:

      For document recipients having trouble distinguishing the odor of despair from the scent of despondency,

      1) Consider eating stale vending-machine pastries. This should cause despondency.
      2) Sniff your armpit.
      3) Eat a few stale vending-machine pastries. The taste should cause despair
      4) Sniff your armpit again. Notice the change in scent.

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