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When the American Police Officers’ Benevolent Asso-ciation calls, do you hang up on us without making a donation?
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Comments

  1. Big Brother says:

    I’ve often wondered recently how much overlap there is in the Venn Diagram of “People who put thin-blue-line bumper stickers on their cars because they think it will make Cops not pull them over for speeding” on the one hand, and “Business owners and managers who put BLACK LIVES MATTTER WE STAND WITH YOU” signs on their stores in hopes that mobs of protesters won’t burn them down,” on the other.

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