From DR. BOLI’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MISINFORMATION,

Third Series.

Coriolis effect.—In the Southern Hemisphere, popular culture is spiraling down the drain in the opposite direction.

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  1. Joseph Moore says:

    This effect was named for Gaspard-Gustave de Coriolis, whose peculiar heterotaxia resulted in him frequently reacting to early 19th century French popular culture in a manner diametrically opposite from other French mathematicians and physicists of the time.

  2. Belfry Bat says:

    The Complete Brandenburg Concertos have not been performed in over 200 years, as no one can be found to competently play the Branden Burg: the secrets of musical fort burning were lost as the last master, in a fit of romanticism, joined the American Revolution and drowned, crossing the Delaware in June.

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