HANDY GUIDE TO CLOCKS.

Grandfather clock.
Grandmother clock.
Great-uncle clock.
Maiden-aunt clock.
Second-cousin-once-removed clock.
Great-grandniece clock.
Friend-of-the-family-who-is-respectfully-called-“Uncle”-by-the-children clock.
Great-great-great-grandfather clock.

Comments

  1. von Hindenburg says:

    Is then the Duquesne Brewery Clock (largest in America, 4th or 6th largest in the world,depending on how pedantic you want to be) the embarrassing old great uncle who the kids love because he takes them shooting, tells the most inappropriate stories, and will sneak the teenagers a beer every now and then?

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