Many manufacturers offer so-called “probiotic” formulas promising “good” bacteria in every dose.

Others offer “antibiotics” that supposedly kill “bad” bacteria.

Who are we to decide which bacteria are “good” and which ones are “bad”? Only Brenneman’s does not discriminate. Brenneman’s Nonjudg-mental Biotic Powder, ground from the finest raw organic compost, contains billions of bac-teria of all sorts in every jar. If you’re a truly enlightened consumer, you won’t stand for bac-teriological apartheid. Insist on Brenneman’s and strike a blow for equality.

“Ask your grocer if he carries Brenneman’s products and beat him senseless
if he doesn’t”