WANTED: Bad People with Good Credit

If you’re a drug dealer, gang boss, investment banker, or other unsavory character who requires a flashy car to maintain your image, Bob’s Bentley and Firearms Emporium is looking for you. All this month we have special deals on fully equipped Bentley Flying Spur sedans with aftermarket rims for you if you can show us a high credit rating and a 1040 demonstrating that you can’t afford a Bentley, just so we know you’re illegit. Bob’s Bentley and Firearms Emporium is your one-stop go-to for the active villain lifestyle.